{"id":1901,"date":"2002-01-29T14:28:03","date_gmt":"2002-01-29T21:28:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=1901"},"modified":"2002-01-29T14:28:03","modified_gmt":"2002-01-29T21:28:03","slug":"jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/01\/29\/jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good gravy, what&#8217;s this blog coming to &#8212; first an Enron post and now a post about Osama bin Laden?!  We&#8217;re perilously close to losing focus here, folks.  So, in an attempt to get Defective Yeti back on track, I bring you <a href='http:\/\/prairiehome.org\/activities\/20000401_jokeshow\/index.htm'>pages and pages of excruciating jokes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>So this baby seal walks into a bar, and the bartender says &#8220;what can I get you?&#8221;, and the baby seal says &#8220;Anything but the Canadian Club.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><i>There<\/i> we go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good gravy, what&#8217;s this blog coming to &#8212; first an Enron post and now a post about Osama bin Laden?! We&#8217;re perilously close to losing focus here, folks. So, in an attempt to get Defective Yeti back on track, I bring you pages and pages of excruciating jokes. So this baby seal walks into a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1901"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1901\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}