{"id":1905,"date":"2002-01-31T14:58:23","date_gmt":"2002-01-31T21:58:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=1905"},"modified":"2002-01-31T14:58:23","modified_gmt":"2002-01-31T21:58:23","slug":"we-should-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/01\/31\/we-should-talk\/","title":{"rendered":"We Should Talk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I find you very attractive.  This must seem abrupt, me just coming out of left-field and telling you this, but I thought you had a right to know.  So if you notice me acting kind of strange &#8212; y&#8217;know, like nervous and stuff &#8212; while you&#8217;re reading my weblog entries &#8230; well, that&#8217;s why.  I hope my telling you this doesn&#8217;t make things weird between us &#8212; I think this great weblog-writer \/ weblog-reader relationship we&#8217;ve got going is really, really special and I wouldn&#8217;t want to lose that.  Well, anyhow, I just wanted to get that off my chest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I find you very attractive. This must seem abrupt, me just coming out of left-field and telling you this, but I thought you had a right to know. So if you notice me acting kind of strange &#8212; y&#8217;know, like nervous and stuff &#8212; while you&#8217;re reading my weblog entries &#8230; well, that&#8217;s why. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1905"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1905\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}