{"id":1906,"date":"2002-01-31T16:17:12","date_gmt":"2002-01-31T23:17:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=1906"},"modified":"2002-01-31T16:17:12","modified_gmt":"2002-01-31T23:17:12","slug":"doug-peterson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/01\/31\/doug-peterson\/","title":{"rendered":"Doug Peterson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='\/images\/ninja.gif'><img src='\/images\/ninja.gif' align=right width=141 height=362><\/a>Two Halloweens ago I dressed as &#8220;Doug Peterson, Ninja for Hire&#8221;.  I had made no efforts to procure a costume before a party, so at the last minute I just simply put on every piece of black clothing I owned and spent the evening handing out some <a href='\/ninja.gif'>hastily-made fliers<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I remembered all this while visiting <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bol.ucla.edu\/~rahjr79\/ninja.htm\">The Official Ninja Homepage: REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!<\/a>, which was featured on <a href='http:\/\/www.memepool.com'>Memepool<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two Halloweens ago I dressed as &#8220;Doug Peterson, Ninja for Hire&#8221;. I had made no efforts to procure a costume before a party, so at the last minute I just simply put on every piece of black clothing I owned and spent the evening handing out some hastily-made fliers. I remembered all this while visiting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1906"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1906\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}