{"id":1946,"date":"2002-02-27T11:40:55","date_gmt":"2002-02-27T18:40:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=1946"},"modified":"2002-02-27T11:40:55","modified_gmt":"2002-02-27T18:40:55","slug":"berlitz-for-berlin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/02\/27\/berlitz-for-berlin\/","title":{"rendered":"Berlitz for Berlin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you are headed to Germany (and, judging from your lederhosen, you are), be sure to lug along a copy of <i>Langenscheidts Konversationsbuch English-Deutsch<\/i>.  (&#8220;Langenscheidts Konversationsbuch&#8221; is german for &#8220;Humorous Book Review Can Be Found <a href='http:\/\/www.deuceofclubs.com\/books\/003lang.htm'>Here<\/a>.&#8221;)  Some of the indispensable phrases found therein include <i>&#8220;She tasted the gravy critically,&#8221;<\/i> <i>&#8220;This is the least convincing excuse you could offer,&#8221;<\/i> and the all-purpose <i>&#8220;Good wrist action is his greatest asset.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Courtesy of the guffaw-inducing <a href='http:\/\/www.deuceofclubs.com'>Deuce of Clubs Book Club<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you are headed to Germany (and, judging from your lederhosen, you are), be sure to lug along a copy of Langenscheidts Konversationsbuch English-Deutsch. (&#8220;Langenscheidts Konversationsbuch&#8221; is german for &#8220;Humorous Book Review Can Be Found Here.&#8221;) Some of the indispensable phrases found therein include &#8220;She tasted the gravy critically,&#8221; &#8220;This is the least convincing excuse [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1946","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1946"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1946\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}