{"id":1947,"date":"2002-02-27T13:40:48","date_gmt":"2002-02-27T20:40:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=1947"},"modified":"2002-02-27T13:40:48","modified_gmt":"2002-02-27T20:40:48","slug":"midday-news-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/02\/27\/midday-news-update\/","title":{"rendered":"Midday News Update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, and welcome to Your Local TV Station&#8217;s Midday News Update!  Our top stories today:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Now there&#8217;s a new way to get the great taste of McDonalds!  A McDonald&#8217;s in Sweden comes complete with a <a href='http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&#038;u=\/nm\/20020225\/od_nm\/mcdonalds_dc_1'>snowmobile drive-thru<\/a>!<\/li>\n<li>Heinz is adding <a href='http:\/\/biz.yahoo.com\/apf\/020227\/brf_mystery_ketchup_1.html'>three more colors<\/a> to it&#8217;s already widly popular &#8220;colored ketchup&#8221; line!<\/li>\n<li>Worried about bad breath or body odor?  The solution may be as simple as <a href='http:\/\/www.bodymint.com\/'>buying a bottle of pills<\/a>!<\/li>\n<li>And, in Entertainment news, we&#8217;ll tell you where you can find the new J-Lo album, we&#8217;ll tell you when you can start purchasing tickets for your hometown team&#8217;s baseball season, and we&#8217;ll give rave reviews to this week&#8217;s blockbuster movies.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>All this &#8212; and Consumer News! &#8212; after these commercials.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, and welcome to Your Local TV Station&#8217;s Midday News Update! Our top stories today: Now there&#8217;s a new way to get the great taste of McDonalds! A McDonald&#8217;s in Sweden comes complete with a snowmobile drive-thru! Heinz is adding three more colors to it&#8217;s already widly popular &#8220;colored ketchup&#8221; line! Worried about bad breath [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1947"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1947\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}