{"id":1951,"date":"2002-03-01T09:40:55","date_gmt":"2002-03-01T16:40:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=1951"},"modified":"2002-03-01T09:40:55","modified_gmt":"2002-03-01T16:40:55","slug":"this-can-only-get-funnier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/03\/01\/this-can-only-get-funnier\/","title":{"rendered":"This Can Only Get Funnier"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A friend of mine was telling us a story last night, and in the middle I interrupted and said &#8220;Skip to the part where you threw up.&#8221;   Everyone just cracked up &#8230; it was great.    I&#8217;m going to start interrupting <i>everyone<\/i> while they are speaking and use that line &#8212; &#8220;Skip to the part where you threw up!&#8221; &#8212; maybe even interrupt people two or three times per story.  I&#8217;m confident that the more times I interrupt people and use the joke, the funnier it&#8217;s going to get.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend of mine was telling us a story last night, and in the middle I interrupted and said &#8220;Skip to the part where you threw up.&#8221; Everyone just cracked up &#8230; it was great. I&#8217;m going to start interrupting everyone while they are speaking and use that line &#8212; &#8220;Skip to the part where [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1951"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1951\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}