{"id":1963,"date":"2002-03-08T10:19:29","date_gmt":"2002-03-08T17:19:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=1963"},"modified":"2002-03-08T10:19:29","modified_gmt":"2002-03-08T17:19:29","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/03\/08\/the-bad-review-revue-3\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Bad Review Revue.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>[Dragonfly]  &#8220;As the movie dragged on, I thought I heard a mysterious voice, and felt myself powerfully drawn toward the light &#8212; the light of the exit sign. I have returned from the beyond to warn you:  this movie is 90 minutes long, and life is too short.&#8221;  <a href='http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2002\/02\/22\/movies\/22DRAG.html'> A. O. Scott, NEW YORK TIMES<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;40 Days and 40 Nights is so eyeball-gougingly awful that you&#8217;re tempted to give up movies for Lent. <a href='http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/movies\/39608.htm'>Lou Lumenick, NY POST<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;John Q is the kind of movie Mad magazine prays for.&#8221;  <a href='http:\/\/www.suntimes.com\/ebert\/ebert_reviews\/2002\/02\/021504.html'>Roger Ebert, CHICAGO SUN TIMES<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The only good thing to come out of Rollerball is the boon it gives the porn industry in terms of another ready-made title to spoof.&#8221;  <a href='http:\/\/www.auschron.com\/film\/pages\/movies\/30814.html'>Marc SAvlov, AUSTIN CHRONICLE<\/a><\/p>\n<p>[Crossroads]<br \/>\n<a href='http:\/\/www.flickfilosopher.com\/flickfilos\/archive\/2002\/crossroads.shtml'><img src='https:\/\/www.flickfilosopher.com\/'><\/p>\n<p align=right>MaryAnn Johanson, THE FILM PHILOSOPHER<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Bad Review Revue. [Dragonfly] &#8220;As the movie dragged on, I thought I heard a mysterious voice, and felt myself powerfully drawn toward the light &#8212; the light of the exit sign. I have returned from the beyond to warn you: this movie is 90 minutes long, and life is too short.&#8221; A. O. Scott, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1963"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1963\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}