{"id":1974,"date":"2002-03-15T10:48:14","date_gmt":"2002-03-15T17:48:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=1974"},"modified":"2002-03-15T10:48:14","modified_gmt":"2002-03-15T17:48:14","slug":"hebetudinous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/03\/15\/hebetudinous\/","title":{"rendered":"Hebetudinous"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How to call someone an idiot without pissing them off.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;You speak your mind, and I&#8217;m in awe of your <a href='http:\/\/www.dictionary.com\/search?q=nugacity'>nugacity<\/a>.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Wow, that&#8217;s an absolutely <a href='http:\/\/www.dictionary.com\/search?q=ingenuous'>ingenuous<\/a> idea!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I could have given this assignment to any of your coworkers, but your <a href='http:\/\/www.dictionary.com\/search?q=hebetudinous'>hebetudinous<\/a> intellect make you a perfect fit for this project.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I can tell by your critical thinking skills that you must come from a fine  <a href='http:\/\/www.dictionary.com\/search?q=sottish'>Sottish<\/a> heritage.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Come on, you&#8217;re made of tougher stuff.  Grit your teeth and take it like <a href='http:\/\/www.dictionary.com\/search?q=ament'>ament<\/a>!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How to call someone an idiot without pissing them off. &#8220;You speak your mind, and I&#8217;m in awe of your nugacity.&#8221; &#8220;Wow, that&#8217;s an absolutely ingenuous idea!&#8221; &#8220;I could have given this assignment to any of your coworkers, but your hebetudinous intellect make you a perfect fit for this project.&#8221; &#8220;I can tell by your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1974"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1974\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}