{"id":1978,"date":"2002-03-18T09:25:16","date_gmt":"2002-03-18T16:25:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=1978"},"modified":"2002-03-18T09:25:16","modified_gmt":"2002-03-18T16:25:16","slug":"teenage-girls-on-the-bus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/03\/18\/teenage-girls-on-the-bus\/","title":{"rendered":"Teenage Girls &#8230; On The Bus!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TGOTB1:  Hey, I&#8217;m goin&#8217; to that <a href='http:\/\/www.nba.com\/sonics\/'>Sonics<\/a> Game wit you guys.<\/p>\n<p>TGOTB2 [alarmed]:  What?!<\/p>\n<p>TGOTB1 [alarmed that TGOTB2 is alarmed]:  What?  Uh, I said I&#8217;m, uh, going to that Sonics game with you.<\/p>\n<p>TGOTB2:  Oh.  Oh.  Hah, I thought you said you were going to a &#8220;Science Thing&#8221; with me.<\/p>\n<p>[Both girls laugh with relief now that the misunderstanding has been cleared up.]<\/p>\n<p>TGOTB1:  &#8220;Science Thing!&#8221;  Yeah, like I&#8217;m going to a &#8220;Science Thing&#8221;.  Now yer <i>trippin&#8217;<\/i>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TGOTB1: Hey, I&#8217;m goin&#8217; to that Sonics Game wit you guys. TGOTB2 [alarmed]: What?! TGOTB1 [alarmed that TGOTB2 is alarmed]: What? Uh, I said I&#8217;m, uh, going to that Sonics game with you. TGOTB2: Oh. Oh. Hah, I thought you said you were going to a &#8220;Science Thing&#8221; with me. [Both girls laugh with relief [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1978"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1978\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}