{"id":2048,"date":"2002-05-01T16:18:37","date_gmt":"2002-05-01T23:18:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2048"},"modified":"2002-05-01T16:18:37","modified_gmt":"2002-05-01T23:18:37","slug":"i-am-extreme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/05\/01\/i-am-extreme\/","title":{"rendered":"I Am Extreme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday at work I drank an <a href='http:\/\/www.7-Eleven.com\/products\/product_detail.asp?catalog%5Fname=7ElevenNew&#038;category%5Fname=Tasty+Beverages&#038;subcategory%5Fname=Fountain+Drinks&#038;product%5Fid=00067&#038;thumb=1'>Extreme Gulp<\/a> while doing some <a href='http:\/\/www.extremeprogramming.org\/'>Extreme Programming<\/a>, and then I went home and ate <a href='http:\/\/www.doritos.com\/products\/index.cfm'>Extreme Duritos<\/a> while watching <a href='http:\/\/expn.go.com\/'>Extreme Sports<\/a> on cable.<\/p>\n<p>Today every muscle in my body aches.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday at work I drank an Extreme Gulp while doing some Extreme Programming, and then I went home and ate Extreme Duritos while watching Extreme Sports on cable. Today every muscle in my body aches.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2048","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2048","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2048"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2048\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}