{"id":2049,"date":"2002-05-02T15:02:12","date_gmt":"2002-05-02T22:02:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2049"},"modified":"2002-05-02T15:02:12","modified_gmt":"2002-05-02T22:02:12","slug":"threes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/05\/02\/threes\/","title":{"rendered":"Threes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard in elevator.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>First guy<\/b>:  [boastfully]  I know I&#8217;m gonna get it.  I know it.<br \/>\n<b>Second guy<\/b>: How do you know it?<br \/>\n<b>First guy<\/b>: Because good stuff always happens to me in threes.<br \/>\n<b>Second guy<\/b>:  Huh.  So what were the other two things?<br \/>\n<b>First guy<\/b>: Nuthin&#8217; yet.  This&#8217;ll be the first.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard in elevator. First guy: [boastfully] I know I&#8217;m gonna get it. I know it. Second guy: How do you know it? First guy: Because good stuff always happens to me in threes. Second guy: Huh. So what were the other two things? First guy: Nuthin&#8217; yet. This&#8217;ll be the first.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2049"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2049\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}