{"id":2056,"date":"2002-05-07T09:56:42","date_gmt":"2002-05-07T16:56:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2056"},"modified":"2002-05-07T09:56:42","modified_gmt":"2002-05-07T16:56:42","slug":"knock-knock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/05\/07\/knock-knock\/","title":{"rendered":"Knock Knock!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a knock knock joke I  am working on.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Knock knock!<\/p>\n<p>Who&#8217;s there?<\/p>\n<p>Condoleeza Rice.<\/p>\n<p>Condoleeza Rice who?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s as far as I&#8217;ve gotten, but it&#8217;s pretty good, huh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a knock knock joke I am working on. Knock knock! Who&#8217;s there? Condoleeza Rice. Condoleeza Rice who? That&#8217;s as far as I&#8217;ve gotten, but it&#8217;s pretty good, huh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2056"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2056\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}