{"id":2065,"date":"2002-05-10T14:54:15","date_gmt":"2002-05-10T21:54:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2065"},"modified":"2002-05-10T14:54:15","modified_gmt":"2002-05-10T21:54:15","slug":"bikes-to-trains","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/05\/10\/bikes-to-trains\/","title":{"rendered":"Bikes to Trains"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Say, do you remember those commercials for &#8220;Toys R Us&#8221; from about a decade ago?  The ones with the giraffe?  And the jingle that went something like:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>I don&#8217;t wanna grow up<br \/>\nI&#8217;m a Toys R Us kid<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ve got a million toys at Toys R Us<br \/>\nThat I can play with<br \/>\nFrom bikes to trains to video games<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the biggest toy store there is<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t wanna grow up, because if I did<br \/>\nI wouldn&#8217;t be a Toys R Us kid.<\/I><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m not really going anywhere with this story.  I just thought it would be fun to jam that song into your head for the entire weekend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Say, do you remember those commercials for &#8220;Toys R Us&#8221; from about a decade ago? The ones with the giraffe? And the jingle that went something like: I don&#8217;t wanna grow up I&#8217;m a Toys R Us kid They&#8217;ve got a million toys at Toys R Us That I can play with From bikes to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2065"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2065\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}