{"id":2073,"date":"2002-05-15T12:37:52","date_gmt":"2002-05-15T19:37:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2073"},"modified":"2002-05-15T12:37:52","modified_gmt":"2002-05-15T19:37:52","slug":"i-coulda-burned-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/05\/15\/i-coulda-burned-him\/","title":{"rendered":"I Coulda Burned Him"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know what I <i>should<\/i> have said?  I should have said &#8220;Oh yeah?!  Well <i>your<\/i> Jello salad is so bad that even Bill Cosby wouldn&#8217;t eat it!!&#8221;  That would have totally burned him.  Man, why do I always think of these great comebacks when it&#8217;s too late to use them?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know what I should have said? I should have said &#8220;Oh yeah?! Well your Jello salad is so bad that even Bill Cosby wouldn&#8217;t eat it!!&#8221; That would have totally burned him. Man, why do I always think of these great comebacks when it&#8217;s too late to use them?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2073"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2073\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}