{"id":2075,"date":"2002-05-16T15:30:32","date_gmt":"2002-05-16T22:30:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2075"},"modified":"2002-05-16T15:30:32","modified_gmt":"2002-05-16T22:30:32","slug":"dave-neihaus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/05\/16\/dave-neihaus\/","title":{"rendered":"Dave Neihaus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The lead color commentator for the Seattle Mariners in the excitable but loveable <a href='http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/Colosseum\/Field\/3477\/dave\/'>Dave Neihaus<\/a>.  This guy has been calling games since, like, the Civil War, and he has a near inexhaustible supply of stock &#8220;baseball phrases.&#8221;  After a while you may think you&#8217;ve heard them all, but sooner or later he&#8217;ll spring a new one on you.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Co-announcer Rick Rizz:  We just got word that White Sox are leading the Royals 14-0 in the eighth inning.<\/p>\n<p>Dave Neihaus:  I&#8217;ve been following that game.  The White Sox need only three more runs to tie the record for the most lopsided shutout in the history of baseball.<\/p>\n<p>RR:  Man, I wonder what the scorecard looks like for that one.<\/p>\n<p>DN:  I&#8217;ve seen it, and it&#8217;s a mess.  The turning point in that game was the National Anthem.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The lead color commentator for the Seattle Mariners in the excitable but loveable Dave Neihaus. This guy has been calling games since, like, the Civil War, and he has a near inexhaustible supply of stock &#8220;baseball phrases.&#8221; After a while you may think you&#8217;ve heard them all, but sooner or later he&#8217;ll spring a new [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-seattle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2075"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2075\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}