{"id":2085,"date":"2002-05-31T14:29:44","date_gmt":"2002-05-31T21:29:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2085"},"modified":"2002-05-31T14:29:44","modified_gmt":"2002-05-31T21:29:44","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/05\/31\/the-bad-review-revue-6\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>The Bad Review Revue<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>[Undercover Brother]  &#8220;The most excruciating 86 minutes one might sit through this summer that do not involve a dentist drill.&#8221; &#8212;  <a href='http:\/\/ae.boston.com\/movies\/display?display=movie&#038;id=1403'> Renee Graham, BOSTON GLOBE<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Lopez, say the word, girl, the next time you&#8217;re offered one of these barrel scrapers: <i>Enough<\/i>!&#8221; &#8212; <a href='http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/mv_reviews\/review.asp?mid=2044049'>Peter Travers, ROLLING STONE<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>Spirit<\/i>&#8216;s narration comes to us courtesy of Matt Damon, who, having played a horse&#8217;s ass in some of his earlier movies, perhaps thought it wise to inhabit the entire nag this time around.&#8221; &#8212; <a href='http:\/\/www.newyorkmag.com\/page.cfm?page_id=6033'>Peter Ranier, NEW YORK MAGAZINE<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Best watched through squinted eyes and slotted fingers &#8230; <i>The New Guy<\/i> is an ugly-duckling tale so hideously and clumsily told it feels accidental. Surely, no one planned something this disastrously unfunny.&#8221; &#8212; <a href='http:\/\/www.newtimesla.com\/issues\/2002-5-9\/film4.html\/1\/index.html'>Robert Wilonsky, LA New TIMES<\/a><\/p>\n<p>[Life or Something Like It]  &#8220;Oh, please. Stop and smell the manure. &#8221; &#8212; <a href='http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/ac2\/wp-dyn?pagename=article&#038;node=style\/movies\/reviews&#038;contentId=A51429-2002Apr25&#038;notFound=true'>Stephen Hunter, WASHINGTON POST<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Bad Review Revue [Undercover Brother] &#8220;The most excruciating 86 minutes one might sit through this summer that do not involve a dentist drill.&#8221; &#8212; Renee Graham, BOSTON GLOBE &#8220;Lopez, say the word, girl, the next time you&#8217;re offered one of these barrel scrapers: Enough!&#8221; &#8212; Peter Travers, ROLLING STONE &#8220;Spirit&#8216;s narration comes to us [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2085","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2085"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2085\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}