{"id":2092,"date":"2002-06-04T09:42:31","date_gmt":"2002-06-04T16:42:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2092"},"modified":"2002-06-04T09:42:31","modified_gmt":"2002-06-04T16:42:31","slug":"kitty-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/06\/04\/kitty-porn\/","title":{"rendered":"Kitty Porn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My wife and I recently moved from an apartment in the city to a house with a big back yard and large, glass patio doors.  Now our cat doesn&#8217;t pay any attention to us any more.  He just sits at the window all day long and watches birds and squirrels.  He&#8217;s like a teenager who just discovered porn on the Internet.  We may have to stage an intervention.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife and I recently moved from an apartment in the city to a house with a big back yard and large, glass patio doors. Now our cat doesn&#8217;t pay any attention to us any more. He just sits at the window all day long and watches birds and squirrels. He&#8217;s like a teenager who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2092","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2092"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2092\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}