{"id":2104,"date":"2002-06-13T16:05:40","date_gmt":"2002-06-13T23:05:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2104"},"modified":"2002-06-13T16:05:40","modified_gmt":"2002-06-13T23:05:40","slug":"the-fatal-consequences-of-masturbation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/06\/13\/the-fatal-consequences-of-masturbation\/","title":{"rendered":"The Fatal Consequences of Masturbation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are the French less prudish about having sex with one another than we Americans are?  Well, considering <a href='http:\/\/www.ldolphin.org\/mastdeath.jpg'>The Fatal Consequences of Masturbation<\/a> over there, I guess they would have to be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are the French less prudish about having sex with one another than we Americans are? Well, considering The Fatal Consequences of Masturbation over there, I guess they would have to be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}