{"id":2130,"date":"2002-07-08T11:32:37","date_gmt":"2002-07-08T18:32:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2130"},"modified":"2002-07-08T11:32:37","modified_gmt":"2002-07-08T18:32:37","slug":"dizzying-logic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/07\/08\/dizzying-logic\/","title":{"rendered":"Dizzying Logic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In Taco Bell.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Mother<\/b>:  What do you want?<br \/>\n<b>Daughter<\/b>:  A number three combo and a burrito.<br \/>\n<b>Mother<\/b>:  Nooo.  That&#8217;s way too much food.<br \/>\n<b>Daughter<\/b>:  No it&#8217;s not!  It&#8217;s just a number three!  And a burrito!<br \/>\n<b>Mother<\/b>:  Well, okay.  I guess you&#8217;re right.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Taco Bell. Mother: What do you want? Daughter: A number three combo and a burrito. Mother: Nooo. That&#8217;s way too much food. Daughter: No it&#8217;s not! It&#8217;s just a number three! And a burrito! Mother: Well, okay. I guess you&#8217;re right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}