{"id":2132,"date":"2002-07-10T08:48:59","date_gmt":"2002-07-10T15:48:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2132"},"modified":"2002-07-10T08:48:59","modified_gmt":"2002-07-10T15:48:59","slug":"seattle-drivers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/07\/10\/seattle-drivers\/","title":{"rendered":"Seattle Drivers"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Jesus!” I said as I drove us to work today. “A pipeline for Stupid Gas must have ruptured in this area. Everyone is driving like an idiot.”<\/p>\n

“It’s really bright this morning,” my wife observed. “People in Seattle have a hard time driving when it’s sunny out.”<\/p>\n

“Or if it’s raining, it’s snowing, it’s hailing, the skies are overcast or the skies are clear,” she added. “Or at night.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Jesus!” I said as I drove us to work today. “A pipeline for Stupid Gas must have ruptured in this area. Everyone is driving like an idiot.” “It’s really bright this morning,” my wife observed. “People in Seattle have a hard time driving when it’s sunny out.” “Or if it’s raining, it’s snowing, it’s hailing, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-queen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}