{"id":2136,"date":"2002-07-11T13:04:59","date_gmt":"2002-07-11T20:04:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2136"},"modified":"2002-07-11T13:04:59","modified_gmt":"2002-07-11T20:04:59","slug":"unpopular-mixed-drinks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/07\/11\/unpopular-mixed-drinks\/","title":{"rendered":"Unpopular Mixed Drinks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><b>Unpopular Mixed Drinks<\/b><\/center><\/p>\n<p><b>Tossed Green Salad<\/b>:  Mix two ounces Lettuce Schnapps, one ounce tomato juice, one ounce carrot juice.  Garnish with cocktail onions, celery stick.<\/p>\n<p><b>The Swoon<\/b>:  Drop shot of ammonia into pint glass filled with bleach.  Inhale chloramine gas.<\/p>\n<p><b>Slugger<\/b>:  Combine 2 ounces of rum, 1\/2 ounce of gin, dash of cola and anabolic steroids in highball glass.  Garish with tobacco.<\/p>\n<p><b>The SUV<\/b>:  Soak &#8220;Little Tree&#8221; air freshener overnight in 30-W weight motor oil.  Carbonate resulting liquid with CO<sup>2<\/sup> gas.  Add splash of ethanol, serve in 52-ounce 7-11 &#8220;X-TREME GULP&#8221; plastic cup.<\/p>\n<p><b>Meow Mix<\/b>:  Put one handful of wheat-based kitty litter in coupette glass.  Add two ounces vodka.  After vodka has been entirely absorbed by litter, fill glass with orange juice, garnish with cherry.<\/p>\n<p><b>The A.D.D.<\/b>:  Blend 1\/2 cup low quality port, 1\/2 cup Hi-C brand punch, 1\/2 cup raw sugar, 1 cup store-brand margarita mix.  Drink while watching cartoons.<\/p>\n<p><b>Rusty Nail<\/b>:  Fill tumbler with club soda.  Add rusty nail.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unpopular Mixed Drinks Tossed Green Salad: Mix two ounces Lettuce Schnapps, one ounce tomato juice, one ounce carrot juice. Garnish with cocktail onions, celery stick. The Swoon: Drop shot of ammonia into pint glass filled with bleach. Inhale chloramine gas. Slugger: Combine 2 ounces of rum, 1\/2 ounce of gin, dash of cola and anabolic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2136\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}