{"id":2147,"date":"2002-07-17T15:48:38","date_gmt":"2002-07-17T22:48:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2147"},"modified":"2002-07-17T15:48:38","modified_gmt":"2002-07-17T22:48:38","slug":"raptureready-com","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/07\/17\/raptureready-com\/","title":{"rendered":"Raptureready.com"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/www.raptureready.com\/'>Raptureready.com<\/a> says &#8220;The rapture is going to strike without warning. The rapture is going to happen suddenly. The rapture is going to be one of the most astonishing events to ever occur.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Rapture may not be <i>the<\/i> most astonishing event ever to occur, but it&#8217;s gonna be, like, in the top ten.  Right up there with Richard Hatch winning Survivor and the release of Vanilla Coke.<\/p>\n<p>Underpromise and overdeliver &#8212; now <i>that&#8217;s<\/i> how you run a religion!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Raptureready.com says &#8220;The rapture is going to strike without warning. The rapture is going to happen suddenly. The rapture is going to be one of the most astonishing events to ever occur.&#8221; The Rapture may not be the most astonishing event ever to occur, but it&#8217;s gonna be, like, in the top ten. Right up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2147\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}