{"id":2149,"date":"2002-07-19T10:34:21","date_gmt":"2002-07-19T17:34:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2149"},"modified":"2002-07-19T10:34:21","modified_gmt":"2002-07-19T17:34:21","slug":"bus-of-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/07\/19\/bus-of-death\/","title":{"rendered":"Bus &#8230; of Death!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The bus pulled away from the stop, but immediately came to a halt behind a queue of cars at a red light.  Two women outside began pounding on the back doors and yelling &#8220;wait!  wait!&#8221;.  As a chorus of &#8220;back door!&#8221; arose from the passengers, the driver allowed the women to enter.<\/p>\n<p>A minute later the bus still hadn&#8217;t moved, and a third woman arrived upon the scene, slapping the flat of her hand against the bus and yelling &#8220;wait!&#8221;, just as the traffic light turned green.  The driver hesitated for a moment, glanced at the wailing woman in his side mirror, and then took off.  Grumbles rippled through the coach, with one young man loudly pronouncing the entire situation &#8220;lame!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>After we got onto the freeway, the driver spoke over the intercom. &#8220;Ladies and gentlemen, &#8221; she said, &#8220;We do not allow people to board the bus after it has left the curb for reasons of saftey.  People who run into the street after a departing bus often fall under the wheels and sustain injury or death.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Last year, five people were killed while trying to catch a bus that had already left the curb,&#8221; she continued in an ominous tone.   &#8220;Unfortunately for those people, they caught their bus &#8230; <i>for the last time!<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The bus pulled away from the stop, but immediately came to a halt behind a queue of cars at a red light. Two women outside began pounding on the back doors and yelling &#8220;wait! wait!&#8221;. As a chorus of &#8220;back door!&#8221; arose from the passengers, the driver allowed the women to enter. A minute later [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}