{"id":2179,"date":"2002-08-07T07:30:43","date_gmt":"2002-08-07T14:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2179"},"modified":"2002-08-07T07:30:43","modified_gmt":"2002-08-07T14:30:43","slug":"defective-yetis-fashion-tip-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/08\/07\/defective-yetis-fashion-tip-11\/","title":{"rendered":"defective yeti&#8217;s Fashion Tip #11"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='\/images\/dont_sleep_on_wet_hair.jpg'><img src='\/images\/dont_sleep_on_wet_hair.jpg' align='right' width='188' height='198' border=0><\/a>Don&#8217;t sleep on wet hair.<\/p>\n<p>I posted this photo to <a href='http:\/\/www.filepile.org\/index.php\/file\/91854'>FilePile<\/a>. My favorite comment: <i>&#8220;And I ran, I ran so far away &#8230;&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Note<\/b>:  Insofar as this picture constitutes 1000 words, I am taking the remainder of the day off, yeti-wise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t sleep on wet hair. I posted this photo to FilePile. My favorite comment: &#8220;And I ran, I ran so far away &#8230;&#8221; Note: Insofar as this picture constitutes 1000 words, I am taking the remainder of the day off, yeti-wise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}