{"id":2203,"date":"2002-08-29T12:26:59","date_gmt":"2002-08-29T19:26:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2203"},"modified":"2002-08-29T12:26:59","modified_gmt":"2002-08-29T19:26:59","slug":"the-first-law-of-soft-drink-quality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/08\/29\/the-first-law-of-soft-drink-quality\/","title":{"rendered":"The First Law of Soft Drink Quality"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The tastiness of a soft drink decreases in direct porportion to the number of adjectives in its name.<\/p>\n<table  class=\" table table-hover\" align='center' border=1>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<div class='post'>Sprite<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div class='post'>Good<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<div class='post'>Vanilla Coke<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div class='post'>Not So Good<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<div class='post'>Diet Pepsi Blue<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div class='post'>Bad<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<div class='post'>Old Fashioned Sodium-free Kiwi Strawberry Cream Fanta<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div class='post'>Ah, no<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<div class='post'>QED.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The tastiness of a soft drink decreases in direct porportion to the number of adjectives in its name. Sprite Good Vanilla Coke Not So Good Diet Pepsi Blue Bad Old Fashioned Sodium-free Kiwi Strawberry Cream Fanta Ah, no QED.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-great-ideas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2203\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}