{"id":2205,"date":"2002-08-30T13:40:57","date_gmt":"2002-08-30T20:40:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2205"},"modified":"2002-08-30T13:40:57","modified_gmt":"2002-08-30T20:40:57","slug":"axe-to-grind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/08\/30\/axe-to-grind\/","title":{"rendered":"Axe To Grind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you think run-of-the-mill murderers get upset about the undue recognition axe murderers get?  Man, I would.  It&#8217;s all so unfair.  You shoot someone and you&#8217;re not a Gun Murderer, or you cook your roommate some Drano Waffles and you&#8217;re not a Household Cleanser Murderer, but you whack one measely guy with a hatchet and suddenly you&#8217;re in a class of your own.   I guess cannibals get singled-out too, but, you know, if you&#8217;re willing to go that extra mile and eat someone, I figure you&#8217;re entitled to some extra credit.  Axe murderers, though &#8212; those guys are getting something for nothing.  They&#8217;re a bunch of glory hogs, that&#8217;s the real problem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you think run-of-the-mill murderers get upset about the undue recognition axe murderers get? Man, I would. It&#8217;s all so unfair. You shoot someone and you&#8217;re not a Gun Murderer, or you cook your roommate some Drano Waffles and you&#8217;re not a Household Cleanser Murderer, but you whack one measely guy with a hatchet and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2205\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}