{"id":2209,"date":"2002-09-04T07:56:46","date_gmt":"2002-09-04T14:56:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2209"},"modified":"2002-09-04T07:56:46","modified_gmt":"2002-09-04T14:56:46","slug":"lactose-intolerance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/09\/04\/lactose-intolerance\/","title":{"rendered":"Lactose Intolerance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Story told to me by my mother:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;When I was pregnant with you, your father and I took prenatal classes to learn how to care for a newborn.  And in the class with us was this couple who were very young and obviously from a rural area.  The husband, especially &#8212; all this guy needed was a piece of straw sticking out of the corner of him mouth and he would have been the very picture of the Country Boy.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So one day we learned about breastfeeding.  And at the end of the class, this young guy raised his hand and said &#8216;But what do we do if we&#8217;re not going to breastfeed?&#8217;  And the teacher looked surprised and said &#8216;You&#8217;re not going to breastfeed your child?  Why not?&#8217;  And the kid replied &#8216;We can&#8217;t, because my wife is allergic to milk.'&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Story told to me by my mother: &#8220;When I was pregnant with you, your father and I took prenatal classes to learn how to care for a newborn. And in the class with us was this couple who were very young and obviously from a rural area. The husband, especially &#8212; all this guy needed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}