{"id":2222,"date":"2002-09-13T10:08:17","date_gmt":"2002-09-13T17:08:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2222"},"modified":"2002-09-13T10:08:17","modified_gmt":"2002-09-13T17:08:17","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/09\/13\/the-bad-review-revue-8\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<div class='post'><i>swimfan<\/i>: &#8220;It would be great to see this turd squashed under a truck. &#8221;  &#8212; <a href='http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/mv_reviews\/review.asp?mid=2044736'>Peter Travers, ROLLING STONE<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='post'>&#8220;<i>Stealing Harvard<\/i> has one extraordinary virtue for a Tom Green movie: It doesn&#8217;t star Tom Green. What a fabulous breakthrough! Not since Stravinsky stunned the world with <i>The Rite of Spring<\/i> has someone unveiled an aesthetic shocker of such epochal dimensions.&#8221; &#8212; <a href=' http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/style\/movies\/reviews\/A10892-2002Sep12.html'>Stephen Hunter, WASHINGTON POST<\/a>.<\/div>\n<div class='post'><i>Master of Disguises<\/i>:  &#8220;Pants and wheezes and hurls itself exhausted across the finish line after barely 65 minutes of movie, and then follows it with 15 minutes of end credits in an attempt to clock in as a feature film.&#8221; &#8212; <a href='http:\/\/www.suntimes.com\/ebert\/ebert_reviews\/2002\/08\/080203.html'>Rogert Ebert, CHICAGO SUN-TIMES<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='post'>&#8220;As a child, I thought pure hell meant eternal agony in the flames of Satan.  Now I know it&#8217;s looking down at your watch and realizing <i>Serving Sara<\/i>  isn&#8217;t even halfway through.&#8221; &#8212;  <a href='http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/style\/movies\/reviews\/A49039-2002Aug22.html'>Desson Howe, WASHINGTON POST<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='post'><i>fear dot com<\/i>: &#8220;I feel guilty and somehow unclean. And all I did was watch it.&#8221; &#8212; <a href='http:\/\/www.filmthreat.com\/Reviews.asp?Id=3578'>Eric Campos, FILM THREAT<\/a><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>swimfan: &#8220;It would be great to see this turd squashed under a truck. &#8221; &#8212; Peter Travers, ROLLING STONE &#8220;Stealing Harvard has one extraordinary virtue for a Tom Green movie: It doesn&#8217;t star Tom Green. What a fabulous breakthrough! Not since Stravinsky stunned the world with The Rite of Spring has someone unveiled an aesthetic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}