{"id":2225,"date":"2002-09-17T08:13:56","date_gmt":"2002-09-17T15:13:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2225"},"modified":"2002-09-17T08:13:56","modified_gmt":"2002-09-17T15:13:56","slug":"free-willy-4-seriously-willy-get-the-hell-out-of-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/09\/17\/free-willy-4-seriously-willy-get-the-hell-out-of-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Free Willy 4:  Seriously, Willy, Get The Hell Out Of Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MEAN AQUARIUM SCIENTIST:  What are you doing?  Get away from that big red button!  That opens the underwater gates to the killer whale holding tank!<\/p>\n<p>JESSE:  You can&#8217;t hold Willy, Mean Aquarium Scientist!  Willy needs to be free!<\/p>\n<p>[JESSE presses button.  CUT TO:  underwater shot of gates opening.  WILLY passes through gates to ocean.]<\/p>\n<p>Jesse: Go Willy!<\/p>\n<p>[WILLY leaps into air while JESSE pumps his fist.  WILLY continues out to sea.  WILLY stops and reconsiders.  WILLY returns to holding tank.<\/p>\n<p>JESSE:  Go Willy!  Go!<\/p>\n<p>[WILLY leaves holding tank, circles around twice, returns.]<\/p>\n<p>JESSE:  C&#8217;mon Willy!  Go!  You stupid whale.  Go!<\/p>\n<p>[WILLY looks at JESSE, doesn&#8217;t move.]<\/p>\n<p>MEAN AQUARIUM SCIENTIST:  Willy&#8217;s not going anywhere, you fool.<\/p>\n<p>JESSE:  But animals need to live their lives in the wild, they way nature intended!<\/p>\n<p>MEAN AQUARIUM SCIENTIST: Uh-huh.  Yeah, I&#8217;m sure your parents spend their days hunting elk and digging for roots the way nature intended.  Tell you what, we&#8217;ll let Willy decide.  Hey Willy, do you want to live your life &#8220;the way nature intended&#8221; or do you want free fish and unlimited medical care?<\/p>\n<p>[WILLY looks thoughtful.  CUT TO:  JESSE looks frustrated.]<\/p>\n<p>JESSE:  Go Willy!<\/p>\n<p>[WILLY makes bored whale noises.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MEAN AQUARIUM SCIENTIST: What are you doing? Get away from that big red button! That opens the underwater gates to the killer whale holding tank! JESSE: You can&#8217;t hold Willy, Mean Aquarium Scientist! Willy needs to be free! [JESSE presses button. CUT TO: underwater shot of gates opening. WILLY passes through gates to ocean.] Jesse: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2225"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2225\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}