{"id":2228,"date":"2002-09-18T11:14:17","date_gmt":"2002-09-18T18:14:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2228"},"modified":"2002-09-18T11:14:17","modified_gmt":"2002-09-18T18:14:17","slug":"putting-the-arrrh-into-repartee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/09\/18\/putting-the-arrrh-into-repartee\/","title":{"rendered":"Putting the ‘Arrrh!’ into ‘Repartee’"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s a joke I just made up:<\/p>\n

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What does Hillary Clinton say on Talk Like A Pirate Day?<\/p>\n

“Avast, right-wing conspiracy!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

“Talk Like a Pirate Day” is tomorrow<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here’s a joke I just made up: What does Hillary Clinton say on Talk Like A Pirate Day? “Avast, right-wing conspiracy!” “Talk Like a Pirate Day” is tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}