{"id":2243,"date":"2002-10-01T10:44:59","date_gmt":"2002-10-01T17:44:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2243"},"modified":"2002-10-01T10:44:59","modified_gmt":"2002-10-01T17:44:59","slug":"desperately-seeking-skjhjfd44lkgjhlkf8fjkfgkjgfdfi8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/10\/01\/desperately-seeking-skjhjfd44lkgjhlkf8fjkfgkjgfdfi8\/","title":{"rendered":"Desperately Seeking Skjhjfd44lkgjhlkf8fjkfgkjgfdfi8"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, skjhjfd44lkgjhlkf8fjkfgkjgfdfi8@hotmail.com?  Yeah, you sent me some email a few minutes ago.  About your webcam?  And trout?   Remember?  But when I replied my message bounced &#8212; you must have mistyped your address (which is understandable &#8212; it&#8217;s pretty long).  Anyhow, if you read this please drop me a line and let me know your correct address so I can send you my credit card number, thanks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, skjhjfd44lkgjhlkf8fjkfgkjgfdfi8@hotmail.com? Yeah, you sent me some email a few minutes ago. About your webcam? And trout? Remember? But when I replied my message bounced &#8212; you must have mistyped your address (which is understandable &#8212; it&#8217;s pretty long). Anyhow, if you read this please drop me a line and let me know your correct [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2243"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2243\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}