{"id":2252,"date":"2002-10-07T16:32:19","date_gmt":"2002-10-07T23:32:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2252"},"modified":"2002-10-07T16:32:19","modified_gmt":"2002-10-07T23:32:19","slug":"law-and-order-matthew-baldwin-unit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/10\/07\/law-and-order-matthew-baldwin-unit\/","title":{"rendered":"Law And Order: Matthew Baldwin Unit"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jury Duty — huzzah! No postings until I manage to weasel my way out or until my trial is concluded.<\/p>\n

Update<\/b>: Stupid justice system.<\/p>\n

Apparently I possess subpar weasling skills, so no yeti for the remainder of the week. I leave you with:<\/p>\n

Overheard Jury Pool Pickup Lines <\/b><\/center><\/p>\n
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  1. \n
    “Is this your first time on jury duty?”<\/p>\n
  2. \n
    “So, who’s your judge?”<\/p>\n
  3. \n
    “You wanna use my clipboard?”<\/ol>\n

    <\/p>\n

    Confidential to Justice System: Oh for Pete’s sake, stop your blubbering. I didn’t mean it when I called you stupid. Seriously. I consider you one of the top three branches of federal government, no shit.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Jury Duty — huzzah! No postings until I manage to weasel my way out or until my trial is concluded. Update: Stupid justice system. Apparently I possess subpar weasling skills, so no yeti for the remainder of the week. I leave you with: Overheard Jury Pool Pickup Lines “Is this your first time on jury […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jury-duty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}