Have you ever gone to buy a candy bar out of the snack machine and done that thing? You know, that one thing? Where you put your money in, fully intending to buy a Kit Kat or a Snickers or something, but then, just as you go to press the buttons, you suddenly feel kind of sorry for the unpopular candy bars, like the Big Hunk or the Bit-O-Honey? So then, in an impulsive fit of sympathy, you actually wind up buying one of the often overlooked treats? And a few moments later you’re, like, standing there, masticating your Payday and wondering what the hell got into you, why on earth you found yourself inexplicably rooting for an inert hunk of milk chocolate and caramel?<\/p>\n
Never? That’s never<\/i> happened to you? What, you mean not even once?<\/p>\n
Well uh, yeah, of course that’s stupid. That’s what I’m<\/i> saying. What? No. No, of course I’ve never done that, ha! No, this was strictly a, whatayacallit, a hypothetical. I mean, I’ve heard of some people, some stupid people, doing that, but not, you know, me personally.<\/p>\n
What, this? I, uh. I happen to, you know, like Idaho Spud Bars, that’s all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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