{"id":2265,"date":"2002-10-21T12:34:46","date_gmt":"2002-10-21T19:34:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2265"},"modified":"2002-10-21T12:34:46","modified_gmt":"2002-10-21T19:34:46","slug":"let-me-get-this-straight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/10\/21\/let-me-get-this-straight\/","title":{"rendered":"Let Me Get This Straight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Guy At Bus Stop<\/b>:  [After spending some quality time staring at the <a href='http:\/\/www.petco.com\/product_info.asp?familyid=6251&#038;sku=1158920550&#038;tab=2&#038;dept_id=695&#038;c1=688&#038;c2=695&#038;c3=&#038;ct1=Toys+%26+Catnip&#038;ct2=Interactive+Toys+%26+Teasers&#038;ct3='>Feather Teaser<\/a> I am holding]  What is <i>that<\/i>?<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  It&#8217;s a cat toy.<\/p>\n<p>&lt;pause&gt;<\/p>\n<p><b>GAB<\/b>: For a cat?<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  That&#8217;s correct.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guy At Bus Stop: [After spending some quality time staring at the Feather Teaser I am holding] What is that? Me: It&#8217;s a cat toy. &lt;pause&gt; GAB: For a cat? Me: That&#8217;s correct.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2265"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2265\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}