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America’s Favorite Snack
\nJust Got Favoriter!<\/h1>\n
This summer, people across the nation thrilled to the taste-sensation of the Deep-Fried Twinkie. But that fad is so last-August. Americans want something newer, something bigger, something that takes deep-frying to the edge and then over the edge and then across a verdant meadow and right up to a second, edgier edge.<\/p>\n
That’s why Adipose Industries (a child corporation of defective yeti Foods and Lockheed Martin Aeronautics) is pleased to introduce<\/p>\n

Deep-Fried Deep-Fried Twinkies!<\/h1>\n

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And Coming Soon from Adipose Industries:<\/center><\/p>\n
• Chocolate-Covered Deep-Fried Deep-Fried Twinkies<\/p>\n
• Pork-Flavored Chocolate-Covered Deep-Fried Deep-Fried Twinkies<\/p>\n
• Deep-Fried Pork-Flavored Chocolate-Covered Deep-Fried Deep-Fried Twinkies<\/ul>\n<\/tr>\n<\/td>\n<\/table>\n
Adipose Industries’ revolutionary secret process is to take a traditional deep-fried Twinkie and deep-fry it, adding a patented second layer of oil and batter to this already delicious, nutrient-free treat! You’d have to eat 730 bowls of Total to get the same caloric content as a single Deep-Fried Deep-Fried Twinkie– that’s enough energy to power your SUV to the moon … and back!<\/p>\n
But don’t just take our word for it: “American Glutton Monthly” ranked the Deep-Fried Deep-Fried Twinkie #4 in their 2002 “Excellence In Corpulence” issue! And “Eating Well” magazine called it “an abhorrence”!<\/p>\n
So drive, don’t run, to your nearest county fair, and experience all the seizure-inducing excitement this fat-tactular snack has to offer!<\/p>\n

Deep-Fried Deep-Fried Twinkies
\nIt’s like Armageddon … For Your Mouth!™<\/h1>\n

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America’s Favorite Snack Just Got Favoriter! This summer, people across the nation thrilled to the taste-sensation of the Deep-Fried Twinkie. But that fad is so last-August. Americans want something newer, something bigger, something that takes deep-frying to the edge and then over the edge and then across a verdant meadow and right up to a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-great-ideas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}