{"id":2278,"date":"2002-10-29T16:50:25","date_gmt":"2002-10-29T23:50:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2278"},"modified":"2002-10-29T16:50:25","modified_gmt":"2002-10-29T23:50:25","slug":"the-adventures-of-into-perspective-putting-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/10\/29\/the-adventures-of-into-perspective-putting-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"The Adventures of Into Perspective Putting Woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Me<\/b>: [Exiting my place of business]  Aw, man.<\/p>\n<p><b>Woman, Complete Stranger, Standing on Curb<\/b>:  [Gruffly]  What&#8217;s the problem?<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  [Gesturing at the pouring rain]  I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m going to do.<\/p>\n<p><b>Woman<\/b>:  You&#8217;re gonna get wet, that&#8217;s what you&#8217;re gonna do!<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  Yeah &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>Woman<\/b>:  Oh quit your complaining, it&#8217;s raining on everyone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: [Exiting my place of business] Aw, man. Woman, Complete Stranger, Standing on Curb: [Gruffly] What&#8217;s the problem? Me: [Gesturing at the pouring rain] I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m going to do. Woman: You&#8217;re gonna get wet, that&#8217;s what you&#8217;re gonna do! Me: Yeah &#8230; Woman: Oh quit your complaining, it&#8217;s raining on everyone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2278"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2278\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}