{"id":2291,"date":"2002-11-12T11:30:08","date_gmt":"2002-11-12T18:30:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2291"},"modified":"2002-11-12T11:30:08","modified_gmt":"2002-11-12T18:30:08","slug":"this-will-only-hurt-a-moment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/11\/12\/this-will-only-hurt-a-moment\/","title":{"rendered":"This Will Only Hurt a Moment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Paul and I were in my car, stopped behind a red light, and I was reading the political signs that adorned nearby yards.  &#8220;Check that out,&#8221; I said, pointing to one that read &#8216;Retain Rick Drumheller As City Attorney&#8217;.   &#8220;What a weird word to use, &#8216;retain&#8217;.  I guess that&#8217;s what you do with lawyers, retain them, but they make him sound like a kidney stone.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe that&#8217;s intentional,&#8221; Paul speculated.  &#8220;I mean, I&#8217;d rather retain him than pass him.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paul and I were in my car, stopped behind a red light, and I was reading the political signs that adorned nearby yards. &#8220;Check that out,&#8221; I said, pointing to one that read &#8216;Retain Rick Drumheller As City Attorney&#8217;. &#8220;What a weird word to use, &#8216;retain&#8217;. I guess that&#8217;s what you do with lawyers, retain [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}