From: anthony 5684-880-4b (tony5684-880-4b@candersystems.com)
\nSubject: Microsoft OS 47 Sucks!!
\nNewsgroups: cybernetics.os.47
\nDate: 2048-11-15 11:57:50 PST<\/p>\n
Hey everyone. I'm pretty new to the cyborg scene, having only got my first implant in `45. At first I thought it was totally awesome, what with the flying around and the super strength, and I don't know how i got along without laser eyes!<\/p>\n
But last week I installed MicroSoft Cybernetic OS 47 and what a msitake that was!! First, like all my memories got deleted somehow, and I hadn't made a backup for a few months so I have a 114 day gap in my memory now which totally sucks (people keep telling me about this great party I went to in July that I wish I remembered). Plus, some of my old skills aren't compatiable with this new version, so I can't play hyperball at all anymore.<\/p>\n
Okay, so no big whoop, I expected some of this. But NOW I KEEP CRASHING!!!! I've been crashing two or three times a week, and a few times no one has been able to reset me for hours. I was in a meeting today at work and I totally froze up five minutes in and no one even noticed until after they were done adn everyone was leaving. My boss rebooted me but he was pretty pissed that I didn't remember anything that had been discussed after my lock-up.<\/p>\n
Plus my immune system is shot -- I've been getting viruses left and right.<\/p>\n
Has anyone else had these problems? What should i do? Microsoft has an upgrade but costs $74,500 -- not a whole lot, but not cheap either. Or i could go with the You-nix Cybernetic OS, that's another option. Any suggestions?<\/p>\n
tony5684<\/tt><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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