{"id":2299,"date":"2002-11-18T07:29:54","date_gmt":"2002-11-18T14:29:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2299"},"modified":"2002-11-18T07:29:54","modified_gmt":"2002-11-18T14:29:54","slug":"mm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/11\/18\/mm\/","title":{"rendered":"Mm"},"content":{"rendered":"

Old Men … At The Hardware Store!<\/b>:<\/p>\n

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Old Man At The Hardware Store<\/b>: [receiving receipt] All right. Thank you so much.<\/p>\n
Young Lady at Register<\/b>: No problem.<\/p>\n
OMATHS<\/b>: But not too<\/i> much!<\/p>\n
YLAR<\/b>: Mm.<\/p>\n
OMATHS<\/b>: Did you catch that? What I said?<\/p>\n
YLAR<\/b>: Mm.<\/p>\n
OMATHS<\/b>: First I said “Thank you so<\/i> much.” But then I said “But not too<\/i> much!”<\/p>\n
YLAR<\/b>: Mm.<\/p>\n
OMATHS<\/b>: Hah hah! Okay, well I’d better go before I get myself in trouble!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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