{"id":2300,"date":"2002-11-18T15:59:02","date_gmt":"2002-11-18T22:59:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2300"},"modified":"2002-11-18T15:59:02","modified_gmt":"2002-11-18T22:59:02","slug":"still-havent-found-what-im-looking-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/11\/18\/still-havent-found-what-im-looking-for\/","title":{"rendered":"Still Haven&#8217;t Found What I&#8217;m Looking For"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I finally gave in and scoured my referrer logs for strange Google requests.  Some of my favorites:<uL><\/p>\n<li>\n<div class='post'><a href='http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=%22Peanut+Butter+Jelly+Time%22&#038;hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oe=UTF-8&#038;start=70&#038;sa=N'>&#8220;Peanut Butter Jelly Time&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<li>\n<div class='post'><a href='http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=%22take+off+all+your+clothes%22&#038;hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oe=UTF-8&#038;start=20&#038;sa=N'>&#8220;take off all your clothes&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<li>\n<div class='post'><a href='http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=Accidentally+taking+more+than+one+pill+on+the+same+day&#038;hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;ie=ISO-8859-1'>Accidentally taking more than one pill on the same day<\/a><\/p>\n<li>\n<div class='post'><a href='http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=Condoleeza+Rice+naked&#038;hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oe=UTF-8&#038;start=50&#038;sa=N'>Condoleeza Rice naked<\/a><\/p>\n<li>\n<div class='post'><a href='http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=I+love+tacos&#038;hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oe=UTF-8&#038;start=20&#038;sa=N'>I love tacos<\/a> (#1!!)<\/p>\n<li>\n<div class='post'><a href='http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=Soccer+Fitness+Masturbation+Effect&#038;hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;sa=n&#038;oq=SoccerFitness+Masturbation+Effect'>Soccer Fitness Masturbation Effect<\/a><\/p>\n<li>\n<div class='post'><a href='http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;q=Toby+Maguire+in+his+boxer+shorts&#038;spell=1'>Toby Maguire in his boxer shorts<\/a><\/p>\n<li>\n<div class='post'><a href='http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oe=UTF-8&#038;q=assless+pants&#038;btnG=Google+Search'>assless pants<\/a><\/p>\n<li>\n<div class='post'><a href='http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=cat+giving+birth+picture&#038;hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oe=UTF-8&#038;start=10&#038;sa=N'>cat giving birth picture<\/a><\/p>\n<li>\n<div class='post'><a href='http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oe=UTF-8&#038;q=explain+the+ending+of+sixth+sense&#038;btnG=Google+Search'>explain the ending of sixth sense<\/a><\/p>\n<li>\n<div class='post'><a href='http:\/\/www.google.ie\/search?q=find+2002+emails+of+residents+in+palm+spring.&#038;hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oe=UTF-8&#038;start=20&#038;sa=N'>find 2002 emails of residents in palm spring.<\/a><\/p>\n<li>\n<div class='post'><a href='http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=lost+10+pounds+in+one+day+OR+24+hours&#038;btnG=Google+Search&#038;hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;ie=ISO-8859-1'>lost 10 pounds in one day OR 24 hours<\/a><\/ul>\n<div class='post'><a href='http:\/\/www.defectiveyeti.com\/gbdiet\/'>This old page<\/a> gets a ton of hits from people trying to Lose Weight Fast!  I&#8217;d feel guilty if I could stop laughing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I finally gave in and scoured my referrer logs for strange Google requests. Some of my favorites: &#8220;Peanut Butter Jelly Time&#8221; &#8220;take off all your clothes&#8221; Accidentally taking more than one pill on the same day Condoleeza Rice naked I love tacos (#1!!) Soccer Fitness Masturbation Effect Toby Maguire in his boxer shorts assless [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}