{"id":2304,"date":"2002-11-21T16:07:48","date_gmt":"2002-11-21T23:07:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2304"},"modified":"2002-11-21T16:07:48","modified_gmt":"2002-11-21T23:07:48","slug":"gotcha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/11\/21\/gotcha\/","title":{"rendered":"Gotcha"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Phone conversation with The Queen.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Me<\/b>:  So, I&#8217;ll see you at four, then.<\/p>\n<p><b>The Queen<\/b>:  [pause]  Huh?<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  I said I&#8217;ll see you at four o&#8217;clock.<\/p>\n<p><b>TQ<\/b>:  [pause]  Wha-?  No.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  No?  No, we&#8217;re not meeting at four o&#8217;clock like we discussed?<\/p>\n<p><b>TQ<\/b>:  [pause]  Um?  Uh, oh, four, yeah.  We&#8217;re meeting.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  Are you reading your email while you talk to me on the phone?<\/p>\n<p><b>TQ<\/b>:  [pause]  Huh?  No, no.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>  Should I believe you?<\/p>\n<p><b>TQ<\/b>:  [pause] Wha-?  No.  I mean <i>yes<\/i>!<\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Phone conversation with The Queen. Me: So, I&#8217;ll see you at four, then. The Queen: [pause] Huh? Me: I said I&#8217;ll see you at four o&#8217;clock. TQ: [pause] Wha-? No. Me: No? No, we&#8217;re not meeting at four o&#8217;clock like we discussed? TQ: [pause] Um? Uh, oh, four, yeah. We&#8217;re meeting. Me: Are you reading [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-queen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}