{"id":2324,"date":"2002-12-16T14:43:05","date_gmt":"2002-12-16T21:43:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2324"},"modified":"2002-12-16T14:43:05","modified_gmt":"2002-12-16T21:43:05","slug":"monday-morning-yada-yada-yada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/12\/16\/monday-morning-yada-yada-yada\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday Morning Yada Yada Yada"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='\/images\/butterfingers.jpg' align='right'>One of my favorite lunchtime eateries is a nearby deli called <a href='http:\/\/seattle.citysearch.com\/profile\/11418702\/'>Honeyhole Sandwiches<\/a>.  They have great food, but I think we&#8217;ll all agree that &#8220;Honeyhole&#8221; is the dirtiest sounding name of all time.  I&#8217;m even embarrassed to tell my coworkers I&#8217;m going there.  &#8220;Hey boss, I&#8217;ll be in the Honeyhole for an hour &#8230;&#8221;  &#8212; yeah, not likely.  The worst thing about the joint is that it puts me in this mode where <i>everything<\/i> sounds dirty.  I was there last Friday and, looking over the menu,  phrases like &#8220;Skirt Steak Sandwich&#8221; and &#8220;French Dip&#8221; were making me blush.  After lunch I stopped at the pet store an picked up a &#8220;Sparkle Tickler&#8221; for my cats. For an hour after my return I had to sit at my desk and meditate before I could concentrate on work again.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of work, our break room suddenly contains &#8220;Butterfinger Hot Cocoa Mix.&#8221;  &#8220;Chocolatey!&#8221;  the box boasts.  &#8220;Peanut-Buttery!&#8221;  Yes, this is what America needs:  an even easier way to injest candy.  Now you don&#8217;t even have to expend calories to chew.<\/p>\n<p>I saw an A.P. Headline over the weekend:  <b>Rumsfeld Says No Doubt, Iraq Has Banned Weapons<\/b>.  Oh my dear God!  It&#8217;s bad enough Hussein has weapons of mass destruction, but now Gwen Stefani has them as well?!<\/p>\n<p>I have fallen <i>way<\/i> behind in book reviews, making this <b>Super Magic defective yeti Book Review Week &#8230; of Terror!<\/b>  So brace yourself for that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my favorite lunchtime eateries is a nearby deli called Honeyhole Sandwiches. They have great food, but I think we&#8217;ll all agree that &#8220;Honeyhole&#8221; is the dirtiest sounding name of all time. I&#8217;m even embarrassed to tell my coworkers I&#8217;m going there. &#8220;Hey boss, I&#8217;ll be in the Honeyhole for an hour &#8230;&#8221; &#8212; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2324"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2324\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}