{"id":2328,"date":"2002-12-18T10:59:48","date_gmt":"2002-12-18T17:59:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2328"},"modified":"2002-12-18T10:59:48","modified_gmt":"2002-12-18T17:59:48","slug":"i-saw-u-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/12\/18\/i-saw-u-2\/","title":{"rendered":"i saw u"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><tt><b>I Saw U at Cinerama<\/b><br \/>\nI saw U Tuesday night at Cinerama.  Me:  blond,<br \/>\nblue eyes, wearing cloak and eating popcorn.  You: second in the \"Lord<br \/>\nof the Rings\" trilogy, 179 minutes long.  I didn't catch the name<br \/>\nof your gaffer.  Call me?<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/phone.gif\" border =0> 5099<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I Saw U at Cinerama I saw U Tuesday night at Cinerama. Me: blond, blue eyes, wearing cloak and eating popcorn. You: second in the &#8220;Lord of the Rings&#8221; trilogy, 179 minutes long. I didn&#8217;t catch the name of your gaffer. Call me? 5099<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}