{"id":2334,"date":"2002-12-23T15:55:48","date_gmt":"2002-12-23T22:55:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2334"},"modified":"2002-12-23T15:55:48","modified_gmt":"2002-12-23T22:55:48","slug":"sadly-i-was-unable-to-evade-christmas-wrapping-by-the-waitresses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2002\/12\/23\/sadly-i-was-unable-to-evade-christmas-wrapping-by-the-waitresses\/","title":{"rendered":"Sadly, I was Unable To Evade &#8220;Christmas Wrapping&#8221; By The Waitresses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have somehow made it to December 23rd without <i>once<\/i> hearing &#8220;Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer&#8221;.  I have no idea how I have pulled this off, but my good luck cannot possibly last.  I am therefore going to spend the next three days in a hermetically-sealed underground bunker to ensure that 2002 is a 100%-Elmo-And-Patsy-free year.  yeti-ations will resume on Boxing Day.   Happy Holidays.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have somehow made it to December 23rd without once hearing &#8220;Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer&#8221;. I have no idea how I have pulled this off, but my good luck cannot possibly last. I am therefore going to spend the next three days in a hermetically-sealed underground bunker to ensure that 2002 is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2334"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2334\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}