{"id":2343,"date":"2003-01-02T17:20:15","date_gmt":"2003-01-03T00:20:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2343"},"modified":"2003-01-02T17:20:15","modified_gmt":"2003-01-03T00:20:15","slug":"what-venomous-egg-laying-mammal-are-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/01\/02\/what-venomous-egg-laying-mammal-are-you\/","title":{"rendered":"What Venomous Egg-Laying Mammal Are You?"},"content":{"rendered":"<form method='post' action='\/wvelmay\/'> <center><\/p>\n<table  class=\" table table-hover\" CELLPADDING=\"4\" CELLSPACING=\"4\">\n<tr>\n<td VALIGN=\"center\" WIDTH=\"600\" ALIGN=\"center\" BGCOLOR=\"black\"><font SIZE=\"5\" COLOR=\"white\">What Venomous Egg-Laying Mammal Are You<br \/>Personality Test<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><center><font>Find out, by answering these ten questions.<\/font><\/center><\/p>\n<table  class=\" table table-hover\" CELLPADDING=\"5\" WIDTH=\"600\" CELLSPACING=\"5\" ALIGN=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<td BGCOLOR=\"white\"><font COLOR=\"black\">The most important personality trait is : <select NAME=\"1\"><option  VALUE=\"-- Select --\">&#8212; Select &#8212;<option  VALUE=\"Honesty\">Honesty<option  VALUE=\"Courage\">Courage<option  VALUE=\"Practicality\">Practicality<option  VALUE=\"A sense of humor\">A sense of humor <\/select> <\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td BGCOLOR=\"black\"><font COLOR=\"white\">In new situations, I : <select NAME=\"2\"><option  VALUE=\"-- Select --\">&#8212; Select &#8212;<option  VALUE=\"Jump right in\">Jump right in<option  VALUE=\"Proceed with caution\">Proceed with caution<option  VALUE=\"Learn as much as possible before taking action\">Learn as much as possible before taking action<option  VALUE=\"Ask others for help\">Ask others for help <\/select> <\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td BGCOLOR=\"white\"><font COLOR=\"black\">I enjoy books and movies that are : <select NAME=\"3\"><option  VALUE=\"-- Select --\">&#8212; Select &#8212;<option  VALUE=\"Intellectually stimulating\">Intellectually stimulating<option  VALUE=\"Action packed\">Action packed<option  VALUE=\"Sentimental\">Sentimental<option  VALUE=\"Funny\">Funny <\/select> <\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td BGCOLOR=\"black\"><font COLOR=\"white\">Do you wanna make out? 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