{"id":2360,"date":"2003-01-16T15:53:30","date_gmt":"2003-01-16T22:53:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2360"},"modified":"2003-01-16T15:53:30","modified_gmt":"2003-01-16T22:53:30","slug":"unforgettable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/01\/16\/unforgettable\/","title":{"rendered":"Unforgettable"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Guys sitting behind me on the bus yesterday:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div class='post'><b>Guy 1<\/b>:  I hate that guy Alec.<br \/>\n<b>Guy 2<\/b><\/b>:  He&#8217;s a dick.<br \/>\n<b>Guy 1<\/b>:  No kidding.  [Pause]  I did his girlfriend.  Right after they broke up.  Whatshername.<br \/>\n<b>Guy 2<\/b>:  Which one?  The blond one?<br \/>\n<b>Guy 1<\/b>:  No, the other one.  Whatshername.  The one with the big tattoo.  What was her name?<br \/>\n<b>Guy 2<\/b>:  The tattoo on her belly?  Oh yeah, I did her too.  What was her name?<br \/>\n<b>Guy 1<\/b>:  I can&#8217;t remember.  But she was wild.<br \/>\n<b>Guy 2<\/b>:  She was <i>totally<\/i> wild.  She stole my truck once.  Shit, what was her name?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guys sitting behind me on the bus yesterday: Guy 1: I hate that guy Alec. Guy 2: He&#8217;s a dick. Guy 1: No kidding. [Pause] I did his girlfriend. Right after they broke up. Whatshername. Guy 2: Which one? The blond one? Guy 1: No, the other one. Whatshername. The one with the big tattoo. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations","category-junkies-on-the-bus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2360"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2360\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}