{"id":2363,"date":"2003-01-17T11:37:09","date_gmt":"2003-01-17T18:37:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2363"},"modified":"2003-01-17T11:37:09","modified_gmt":"2003-01-17T18:37:09","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/01\/17\/the-bad-review-revue-11\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><b>Kangaroo Jack<\/b>: &#8220;Virtually every shot of the kangaroo was digitally created, and perhaps that was an insurance policy masterstroke. Forcing a real live one to act opposite these co-stars could have easily constituted animal cruelty.&#8221; &#8212; Joe McGovern, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.villagevoice.com\/issues\/0303\/tracking.php\">VILLAGE VOICE<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>A Guy Thing<\/b>: &#8220;Sets the bar of taste low, then proceeds to limbo underneath it.&#8221; &#8212; Sean O&#8217;Connell, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eclipsemagazine.com\/modules\/news\/article.php?storyid=598\">ECLIPSE MAGAZINE<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Half Past Dead<\/b>: &#8220;Absent one original moment and bathed in de rigueur steel blue punctuated by sporadic bursts of flaming orange, the movie is notable only for its creative approach to Seagal&#8217;s bulky gracelessness: Not since Apocalypse Now has a film gone to such lengths to hide what its star looks like.&#8221; &#8212; Manohla Dargis, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.calendarlive.com\/movies\/reviews\/cl-movie-halfpastdead,0,1392682.story\">LOS ANGELES TIMES<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Equilibrium<\/b>: &#8220;Could be stupider only if it were longer.&#8221; &#8212; Elvis Mitchell, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2002\/12\/06\/movies\/06EQUI.html\">NEW YORK TIMES<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Just Married<\/b>: &#8220;Just Awful.&#8221; &#8212; Luke Thompson, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dallasobserver.com\/issues\/2003-01-09\/film4.html\/1\/index.html\">DALLAS OBSERVER<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kangaroo Jack: &#8220;Virtually every shot of the kangaroo was digitally created, and perhaps that was an insurance policy masterstroke. Forcing a real live one to act opposite these co-stars could have easily constituted animal cruelty.&#8221; &#8212; Joe McGovern, VILLAGE VOICE A Guy Thing: &#8220;Sets the bar of taste low, then proceeds to limbo underneath it.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}