{"id":2364,"date":"2003-01-17T22:03:05","date_gmt":"2003-01-18T05:03:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2364"},"modified":"2003-01-17T22:03:05","modified_gmt":"2003-01-18T05:03:05","slug":"confession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/01\/17\/confession\/","title":{"rendered":"Confession"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight for dinner I ate both pasta and antipasta.  When they collided in my stomach it set off a chain reaction that annihilated the universe.<\/p>\n<p>So if you were wondering who had done that .. yeah, it was me.  Sorry everyone. I&#8217;ll make sure it doesn&#8217;t happen again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight for dinner I ate both pasta and antipasta. When they collided in my stomach it set off a chain reaction that annihilated the universe. So if you were wondering who had done that .. yeah, it was me. Sorry everyone. I&#8217;ll make sure it doesn&#8217;t happen again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}