{"id":2368,"date":"2003-01-22T07:03:16","date_gmt":"2003-01-22T14:03:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2368"},"modified":"2003-01-22T07:03:16","modified_gmt":"2003-01-22T14:03:16","slug":"bloggies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/01\/22\/bloggies\/","title":{"rendered":"Bloggies"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good morning. defective yeti is up for the “Most Humorous Weblog” Bloggie<\/a>. I was sorta hoping it would get nominated for “Best New Weblog” or “Least Spellchecked” or something else I’d have a hope of winning, but “Most Humorous” it is.<\/p>\n

Don’t get me wrong: this is great news for my Brobdingnagian ego! But it’s also bad news for the yeti-reading public, because now that I’m “on the spot,” as they say, the next fortnight’s worth of entries are certain to be violently unfunny, just as a multitude of visitors stop by to “check” me “out” before voting for Wil Wheaton. So if you’re here four days from now, and you’re wondering why every post after this one is all like “let me tell you about this great For Better Or Worse<\/i> strip I read this morning, LOL!!!,” that’s what’s going on. Go read these<\/a> instead.<\/p>\n

Or, better yet, go read Cockeyed<\/a> or Mimi Smartypants<\/a> or Torrez.org<\/a>, pretend that it’s me writing all that ha-ha, and vote accordingly. (That last one is kinda tricky, since Andre Torrez is also up for the “Most Humorous Weblog” award. So it’s crucial that you remember, at all times, that you’re pretending I<\/i> wrote the funny stuff on his site. Otherwise you might get confused and vote for him. Here’s a mnemonic you can use: “If Torrez makes you laugh so hard that you become sweaty, vote for the yeti”.)<\/p>\n

Thanks for the nomination, Bloggies-ers!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Good morning. defective yeti is up for the “Most Humorous Weblog” Bloggie. I was sorta hoping it would get nominated for “Best New Weblog” or “Least Spellchecked” or something else I’d have a hope of winning, but “Most Humorous” it is. Don’t get me wrong: this is great news for my Brobdingnagian ego! But it’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2368\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}