{"id":2380,"date":"2003-01-30T11:54:23","date_gmt":"2003-01-30T18:54:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2380"},"modified":"2003-01-30T11:54:23","modified_gmt":"2003-01-30T18:54:23","slug":"when-a-boy-gives-you-an-incapacitating-spinal-injury-that-means-he-likes-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/01\/30\/when-a-boy-gives-you-an-incapacitating-spinal-injury-that-means-he-likes-you\/","title":{"rendered":"When A Boy Gives You An Incapacitating Spinal Injury, That Means He Likes You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/www.badmovies.org\/movies\/coolasice\/'>Vanilla Ice<\/a> demonstrates the correct procedure for <a href='http:\/\/multimedia.badmovies.org\/movies\/coolasice1.mpg'>wooing women<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vanilla Ice demonstrates the correct procedure for wooing women.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2380"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2380\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}